I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
True college students do jello shots in the library
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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