Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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