why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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