i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
