honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
