it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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