i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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