I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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