AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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