So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It was confusing and full of hummus
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
