Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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