I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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