evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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