that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He has the fingertips of a God
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