HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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