Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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