you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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