I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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