Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Fuck appropriateness.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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