that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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