PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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