youre lurking in front of me
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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