Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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