Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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