I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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