You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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