woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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