He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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