But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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