I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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