hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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