Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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