Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
