she sounds like chewbacca in bed
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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