do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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