Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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