i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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