How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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