he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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