I think i peed on brittanys purse
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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