You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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