What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You dont lie about slip and slides
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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