Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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