I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
