Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
handjob tips. give me some.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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