Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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