Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
