I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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