Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i out mim tonsoeep
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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