I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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