Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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