Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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