youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Randomize
