Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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