Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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