Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Barsexuality is the new black.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
sex in a hospital.. check
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I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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